stage is dark
sad violin music
minor key
a single spotlight falls on a
circus clown
with baggy clothes
and floppy shoes
throws his hands up in the air
and wails, forlorn
all those poor,
lonely scribbled
numbers
all crumpled up
on the page
crying themselves
to sleep at night
he looks to the sky,
shouting in an over-the-top,
melodramatic caterwaul
why, oh why,
did I even bother
to buy that box
of pens?!
drops to his knees
in front of a telephone
that sits atop a small table
and sobs quietly
into his hands
curtain closes
the end.
the next day,
a critic writes,
this was the most
pathetic piece of
maudlin garbage
that I’ve seen since
grade school.
the only thing
that might have
improved this pulp…
slightly…
is if the clown
committed seppuku
and then the theater
burned down.
round up the author
of this mawkish nightmare
and have him shot.
©2026 Kevin Trent Boswell






