I can, at times, be a bit much
And hotly sting, with a heavy touch
But only if you ask real nice
Only good girls pay the price
Politely say, “Pretty please”
While looking up from your knees
As swirls of hurt cause you to slur
The proper response is “Thank you, Sir”
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Author: Kevin Trent Boswell
Kevin Trent Boswell is a thing that once blinked briefly in and out of existence. It made noises and gestures while it lasted. The exact nature of its demise is unclear. Some sources say it collapsed beneath the weight of entropy and time. Other tertiary evidence suggests the possibility that it was destroyed by a predator, an accident, or perhaps even by itself. The truth of the matter is unknown. Luckily, no one cares.
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